Unshakable Humor: The 1% Way to Be the Funniest & Calmest in Any Room

Written by President Shelby

Listen… you ever been in a room, right? And you try to crack a joke—thinking you about to SLAY it—and then… silence. Dead silence. People looking at you like you just confessed to a crime. Bruh. That’s pain. That’s trauma.

Now here’s the thing—funny ain’t about luck. Calm ain’t about faking zen with some candle and yoga mat. It’s a skill. A weapon. You can learn it, sharpen it, and walk into ANY room knowing you’ll have people cracking up AND respecting you at the same time.

That’s what President Shelby wrote this book for. Unshakable Humor is the blueprint to being that person—the 1% who everybody remembers, the one who controls the vibe, who makes tension disappear with one line, and who never loses their cool no matter how wild it gets.

Inside the Blueprint

😂 Funny on Command

• How to build stories that land every time

• Timing secrets that turn chuckles into belly laughs

• Turning awkward moments into comedy gold (instead of embarrassment)

😎 Calm Under Fire

• Techniques to stay cool when everyone else is losing it

• How to clap back without losing respect

• Balancing confidence with comedy so you never look like the clown

🔥 The 1% Edge

• Use humor to build influence in business, relationships, and leadership

• Become unforgettable in rooms where everyone else blends in

• Lead with presence, charisma, and that unshakable vibe people can’t ignore

And every chapter ends with a checklist—so you’re not just laughing, you’re leveling up.

Why It Matters

Look, life throws stress at you every day. Boss yelling. Bills piling. That one friend who always wants to “talk about their drama.” You can fold… OR you can flip it into humor and control the room like a pro.

Unshakable Humor gives you the keys to not just being funny—but being respected, calm, and magnetic at the same time.

The Bottom Line

This ain’t just a book.
It’s your cheat code.
It’s how you walk into any room, OWN the vibe, and leave people saying, “Who the hell was that? I like them.”

So here’s the deal:

• Get this book.

• Read it.

• Apply it.

Because life’s too short to be forgettable.

🔥 The question is simple:
Are you gonna keep being the awkward guy bombing jokes… or are you ready to step up and be the 1% with Unshakable Humor?

Created by Mr. Shelby — also known as President Shelby, this isn’t just a book. It’s a system for scaling human potential.

At Alivinci University’s The Infinity Library, knowledge isn’t archived — it’s engineered. Problems humanity has struggled with for decades are redesigned into systems you can apply instantly.

Inside, you’ll find:

• Infinity Knowledge: answers that compress years of learning into seconds.

• Business Engineering: strategies that operate like rockets — precise, powerful, exponential.

• Market Systems: frameworks that capture attention, disrupt industries, and scale globally.

• Brand Architecture: designs that embed your message directly into culture.

This is more than a book. It is a prototype for the future of education, a historical record of how one mind engineered clarity from complexity. Every page functions like a system upgrade — built to guide, protect, and accelerate the next generation of Alivinci leaders.

⚡ Built by Mr. Shelby. Backed by President Shelby. Powered by The Infinity Library.

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📖 Unshakable Humor — Customer Reviews

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"I was always nervous in meetings, stumbling over my words. President Shelby’s book showed me how to add calm humor. Last week, I cracked a joke that broke the tension — and my boss told me it was my best presentation ever."
— Daniel R., Marketing Manager, Chicago, IL

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"I’ve always envied funny people, thinking it was a natural gift. This book proved me wrong. President Shelby gave me tools to practice humor like a skill. Now my coworkers say I lighten up every room I walk into."
— Olivia M., HR Specialist, Toronto, ON

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"I used to get tongue-tied on dates. After applying Shelby’s humor tactics, I actually had my date laughing all night. She texted me the next morning saying, ‘You’re different from other guys.’ This book boosted both my confidence and my love life."
— James L., Software Engineer, Austin, TX

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"Public speaking terrified me. President Shelby’s mix of calm and humor completely changed my approach. I used one of his openers at a wedding toast, and people are still talking about it months later."
— Hannah P., Teacher, Boston, MA

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"I manage a sales team, and stress was always high. After reading Unshakable Humor, I started leading with light jokes and calm presence. My team says I’ve become both funnier and easier to follow. Shelby’s methods work."
— Marcus T., Sales Director, New York, NY

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"I was the quiet guy at parties, always in the corner. President Shelby’s system gave me conversation starters that are funny without trying too hard. Now I’m the one people want to hang around."
— Leo S., Student, Los Angeles, CA

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"I thought humor couldn’t be learned, but this book is living proof. I used Shelby’s tips at a work conference, and I had strangers laughing and remembering my name. That never happened before."
— Priya N., Consultant, Vancouver, BC

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"I’m a doctor, and stress is part of the job. President Shelby taught me how to stay calm and bring light humor to patients. It’s changed how people see me — as both competent and comforting."
— Dr. Sofia R., Physician, Miami, FL

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"I’ve always been sarcastic, but it sometimes rubbed people the wrong way. Shelby showed me how to use humor positively. Now I make people laugh without offending them. It’s improved my friendships."
— Chris J., Graphic Designer, Dallas, TX

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"Job interviews used to terrify me. After reading Unshakable Humor, I practiced Shelby’s calm confidence techniques. My last interview ended with the manager laughing — and I got the job."
— Vanessa G., Accountant, Seattle, WA

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"I perform music and always struggled with stage presence. President Shelby’s advice on humor gave me the ability to banter naturally with the audience. My last gig got the loudest applause I’ve ever had."
— Aaron K., Musician, Nashville, TN

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"At family gatherings, I always felt ignored. This book gave me tools to command attention with humor. Now, my nieces and nephews say I’m the ‘funny uncle.’ Thank you, President Shelby."
— Robert H., Uncle, Denver, CO

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"I was always seen as too serious at work. Shelby’s book taught me how to balance professionalism with light humor. My boss now introduces me as ‘the calm one who keeps us all smiling.’"
— Maya L., Project Manager, London, UK

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"Comedy clubs terrified me, but I wanted to try open mics. President Shelby’s playbook gave me confidence and simple humor strategies. I actually got laughs my first time on stage. Unreal."
— Jason P., Aspiring Comedian, Phoenix, AZ

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"My girlfriend once told me I was boring. Ouch. After reading this book, I practiced Shelby’s conversational humor. Now she says I’m the funniest and most relaxed person she knows. Our relationship feels alive again."
— Ethan B., Student, Orlando, FL

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"As a leader, I always thought being serious earned respect. President Shelby showed me that humor earns loyalty. My employees now say they actually enjoy meetings. Productivity has gone up too."
— George K., Business Owner, Sydney, AUS

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"Networking events used to be awkward torture. After studying Shelby’s humor cues, I found myself relaxed and making people laugh. I walked away with more connections than ever before."
— Laura F., Entrepreneur, San Francisco, CA

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"I’m a pastor, and humor has always been hard for me. President Shelby taught me to use lightness without losing respect. My congregation now tells me my sermons feel both wise and uplifting."
— Pastor Michael D., Minister, Atlanta, GA

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"I coach high school sports, and my players always saw me as strict. After applying Shelby’s lessons, I mix humor with authority. Now they respect me and actually enjoy practice more."
— Coach Ryan T., High School Coach, Houston, TX

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"I work in customer service, where stress is constant. Unshakable Humor taught me how to stay calm and lighten tense situations with a smile or quick line. Customers actually thank me now. President Shelby nailed it."
— Anna P., Customer Service Rep, New York, NY

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"I used to freeze in board meetings. President Shelby’s strategies gave me the calmness to drop one clever line at the right time. Now executives laugh with me, not at me — and they listen to what I say."
— Jonathan W., Executive, Chicago, IL

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"As a single mom, stress used to overwhelm me. This book taught me how to use humor to calm situations at home. My kids say, ‘Mom, you’re actually fun now.’ Thank you, President Shelby."
— Angela K., Mother, Dallas, TX

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"I always envied the guy at the bar who could make everyone laugh. President Shelby gave me tools to be that guy without forcing it. Last week, strangers invited me to their table just because I made them laugh naturally."
— Kevin S., Bartender, Los Angeles, CA

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"In my law firm, pressure is high. After applying Shelby’s humor techniques, I found myself calmer under fire. My colleagues now say I bring balance to stressful cases. That’s priceless."
— Rachel L., Attorney, New York, NY

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"At networking events, I used to stand in the corner. President Shelby taught me how to use humor as an entry point. Last week, I left with three new business partners. That’s a return on investment I never expected from a book."
— David P., Entrepreneur, Toronto, ON

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"I perform weddings as a minister, and humor was always tough for me. Shelby’s guidance gave me the confidence to add light moments. Guests now tell me my ceremonies are the best they’ve attended."
— Pastor Elaine M., Minister, Atlanta, GA

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"I was always stiff at family reunions. After reading Unshakable Humor, I cracked a joke that had everyone laughing, even my teenage nephews. They told me, ‘Uncle, you’re cool now.’ All thanks to President Shelby."
— Thomas R., Uncle, Phoenix, AZ

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"I’m in customer sales, and pressure used to eat me alive. Shelby taught me to stay calm and add humor to close deals. My clients now say they enjoy working with me — and my sales have gone up."
— Maria J., Sales Rep, Miami, FL

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"As a comedian in training, I thought you had to be born funny. President Shelby proved humor is a skill. I used his methods, and I finally heard real laughs at my last open mic. That feeling was incredible."
— Sean B., Aspiring Comedian, London, UK

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"I used to dread presentations. Shelby’s humor advice gave me the ability to make people laugh while staying composed. Now my boss calls me the ‘smooth talker’ of the team."
— Claire N., Analyst, Houston, TX

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"My marriage was stuck in routine. After reading this book, I started using humor more at home. My wife told me, ‘I fell in love with you all over again.’ That’s the power of President Shelby’s wisdom."
— Michael D., Husband, Denver, CO

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"As a student leader, I used to stumble through speeches. President Shelby’s calm humor approach gave me confidence. Now my peers actually laugh, clap, and respect me more."
— Emily K., Student, Seattle, WA

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"I’m a retired grandfather, and I wanted my family to see me as more than serious. After applying Shelby’s teachings, I’ve become the one everyone looks forward to being around. They call me the ‘funny grandpa.’"
— Richard H., Grandfather, Orlando, FL

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"Work used to drain me because of constant conflict. President Shelby’s humor techniques helped me diffuse tension with a single line. Now my office calls me the peacemaker. That title means the world to me."
— Sandra V., Office Manager, Boston, MA

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"I run a small café, and stress was constant. After reading this book, I started using humor with my staff. The whole atmosphere changed. Customers even notice it. President Shelby showed me humor is leadership."
— Luis M., Café Owner, Sydney, AUS

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"At school, I was the shy kid. After practicing Shelby’s humor playbook, I made my classmates laugh for the first time. They now invite me to hang out. This book made me feel like I belong."
— Alex P., High School Student, San Diego, CA